Forex Jokes :)

[Guest]

John meets his buddy George and asks him: Do me a favour, could you lend me $100?
George checks in his wallet and his pockets, then replies: Sorry, pal. I got only $50. John: Only 50? Never mind. Give give me the 50 you have, and you owe me another $50.

[Guest]

Trading online is great...I find it really speeds things up.
I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before!

[Guest]

Stock exchange. On the floor rushing brokers, each with three phones, all shouting:
- Increase by two! Take it! Sell ten and give up! Four down!
Suddenly one of the brokers pauses, looks out the window... Winter, beautiful weather ...
And he says:
- Guys, the snow in falling ...
Silence fell instantly. And a second later - yell:
- Sell! Sell! Sell!

[Guest]

Where do you get this jokes about Forex, could you post the address to us?