John meets his buddy George and asks him: Do me a favour, could you lend me $100? George checks in his wallet and his pockets, then replies: Sorry, pal. I got only $50. John: Only 50? Never mind. Give give me the 50 you have, and you owe me another $50.
Trading online is great...I find it really speeds things up. I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before!
Stock exchange. On the floor rushing brokers, each with three phones, all shouting: - Increase by two! Take it! Sell ten and give up! Four down! Suddenly one of the brokers pauses, looks out the window... Winter, beautiful weather ... And he says: - Guys, the snow in falling ... Silence fell instantly. And a second later - yell: - Sell! Sell! Sell!