Forex Jokes :)

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Vincenso, Jan 14, 2011.

  1. Vincenso

    Vincenso Guest

    John meets his buddy George and asks him: Do me a favour, could you lend me $100?
    George checks in his wallet and his pockets, then replies: Sorry, pal. I got only $50. John: Only 50? Never mind. Give give me the 50 you have, and you owe me another $50.
  2. Vincenso

    Vincenso Guest

    Trading online is great...I find it really speeds things up.
    I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before!
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar Guest

    Stock exchange. On the floor rushing brokers, each with three phones, all shouting:
    - Increase by two! Take it! Sell ten and give up! Four down!
    Suddenly one of the brokers pauses, looks out the window... Winter, beautiful weather ...
    And he says:
    - Guys, the snow in falling ...
    Silence fell instantly. And a second later - yell:
    - Sell! Sell! Sell!
  4. AleXX

    AleXX Guest

    Where do you get this jokes about Forex, could you post the address to us?

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